Gossip Girl - All You Need Is Kill
Inglorious Bassterds: Assassinations both performative and figurative take place at Nate's birthday party; Jack Bass wins; everybody loses. Especially Little J!
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The Unblairable Lightness Of Being: Dorota and Vanya get hitched, and everybody pretends to care.
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Dr. Estrangeloved: Carmen Sandiego finally surrenders himself to the weinery whining of Rufus; Blair, Jenny and Vanessa all make surprising romantic decisions.
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It's A Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad World: Rufus makes it easy on everybody when they must choose between the total mess he's constantly making of himself, or a Baldwin brother.
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Ex-Husbands & Wives: Team Dan/Nate and Team Chuck/Jenny need B to solve the Mysteries of Dr. Will without S finding out, but all B wants is time with Rugby Boy.
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Last Tango, Then Paris: Little J does everything she can to destroy New York City.
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Belles De Jour: Lonelyboy's a babydaddy and Chuck is dead; S sleeps her way through the Paris underclass; B learns the French for "Lord Marcus."
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Double Identity: Everybody comes back to the UES intact, while dark forces martial themselves once more against Serena van der Woodsen.
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The Undergraduates: Serena and Blair team up for a takedown, but it all seems like misdirection; everybody moves in with everybody else.
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Touch Of Eva: Eva's charitable good-boy version of Chuck Bass lasts nearly twelve hours before Blair ruins everything, as usual without even really trying.
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Goodbye, Columbia: Juliet comes after Serena with Vanessa, GG and STDs; Chuck comes after Blair with only his perfect haircut and a rotunda.
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Easy J: Jenny comes to town for one day of absolute misery and utter chaos before diving back down below the deeps.
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War At The Roses': When the clandestine conspiracy Operation Smile performs a dark ritual on Blair's birthday, it's up to Dan and pop star Robyn to set things right again.
View ArticleGossip Girl - Brooklyn Without Limits, Or: Arendt You Glad You Odile?
Juliet Doesn't Live Here Anymore: A wonderful takedown, a Jane Austen/Tchaikovsky double threat, and bad Rufus advice creates a whole new kind of evil. Major evil!
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The Witches Of Bushwick: Serena's indecision makes everybody finally turn into Serena, so Serena sets Serena up for a fall, and eventually Serena gets kidnapped by Serena.
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Gaslit: This latest attempt on S's life changes everybody's stuff around. Strange betrayals. Even stranger alliances. Thanks are Given.
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The Townie: Dig deeply enough into any story, and eventually you will find that Lily van der Woodsen is to blame.
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The Kids Are Not All Right: Sometimes, verrrry occasionally when the stars are just so, the adults of the UES -- like the proverbial blind squirrel or broken clock -- get it right. Ten points to Moms,...
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Damien Darko: Damien makes some surprise moves; Blair and Dan escalate to war; everybody still hates Lily.
View ArticleGossip Girl - Fever Started Long Ago
Damien Darko: Damien makes some surprise moves; Blair and Dan escalate to war; everybody still hates Lily.
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