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Crazy, Cupid, Love: Blair makes a Hail Mary attempt to get Dan and Serena back together, and they fail to do her bidding.
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Cross Rhodes: Blair mucks up her apologies, Chuck gets a stylish revenge, and Ivy's finally exposed as the Rhodes Women converge at CeCe's bedside.
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Cross Rhodes: While B tries to make amends, Chuck's on the warpath and Ivy comes clean.
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The Princess Dowry: The string of excellent episodes continues careening into a wild wake that changes pretty much everything.
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The Princess Dowry: Everything about the show suddenly changes into something awesomer.
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Con Heir: The Rhodes Women join up against Ivy; Dan and Blair achieve a sort of intimacy.
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It Girl, Interrupted: Lola's newfound celebrity hits S in an unexpected way, while Blair and Chuck run aground of new, weird secrets.
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It Girl, Interrupted: Rufus leaves Lily after one scheme too many; Serena finally loses it on Lola.
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Salon Of The Dead: Watching Elizabeth Hurley try to explain Chuck's Dead Mother storyline is, as expected, a highlight.
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Salon Of The Dead: Dan and Blair's plan to make people miserable is interrupted by misery from all sides, and it's hilarious.
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Despicable B: Everybody's parentage gets revealed -- that didn't take long! -- but things get even more complicated, surprisingly enough.
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Despicable B: Blair realizes she's been acting out of character for a couple years, while Serena and Lily just act a mess.
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Raiders Of The Lost Art: All of Chuck's billion parents throw a big sex party, and the entire cast is invited; Serena gets a much-needed intervention.
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Raiders Of The Lost Art: Everybody schemes on everybody else at that old sex club where we lost Carter Baizen long ago.
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The Fugitives: Schemes go off without a hitch, which can only mean the final reveal will be something truly horrifying. And oh, it is.
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Return Of The Ring: A bloodbath! Everything goes completely insane and we're left just muddling about in the wreckage. Which is to say, things are excellent.
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Gone Maybe Gone: Rufus mends his heart as only a Humphrey can, while the rest of the show seeks out Serena to destroy her once and for all.
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High Infidelity: Nate and Serena's respective love interests have a surprising connection; Blair's fashion-industry mishaps have only begun.
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Dirty Rotten Scandals: Sage is a miscreant, Dan is the worst, Rufus is the second-worst, everybody's kind of awful. Oh, and Blair literally loses her mind for a minute.
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Portrait Of A Lady Alexander: Everyone on Earth has slept with Lily; Dan is an even more literal homeless prostitute than Nate ever was; Ivy and Rufus are disgusting some more.
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